Does a Bulldozer Have a Butt?

The laugh-out-loud picture book that asks the question on every kid’s mind—now in paperback! Join one curious kid on a hilarious quest to discover who (and what!) has a butt. Does a scarecrow have a butt? Yep, you stuff him with a straw one. And does a crayon have a butt? Nope, but it can surely draw one. Get ready for giggles, belly laughs, and the most important question of all: Does it have a butt? On a silly stroll through the city, one curious kid has a LOT of questions: Do sheep have butts? Do ghosts? Dinosaurs? Bulldozers?! Luckily, Dad has plenty of answers. Together, they discover that every butt—from a bullfrog's to a zombie's—is distinctive and totally hilarious. With clever rhymes and irresistible repetition, this playful read-aloud combines the silly wordplay of Green Eggs and Ham with the kid-approved humor of Everyone Poops. Plus, with nearly 200 hidden butts to spot in the illustrations, young readers will laugh, look closely, and ask wonderfully weird questions about the world around them. NOW IN PAPERBACK: This kid-favorite celebration of curiosity, silliness, and yes—butts!—is now available in a paperback format perfect for home, classrooms, and libraries. GUARANTEED LOLS: Kids love a good butt joke, and this clever picture book delivers nonstop laughs with playful rhymes, hilarious surprises, and a question they’ll want to ask again and again. SNEAKY EDUCATIONAL OPPORTUNITY: More than just potty humor or a simple repetition of one joke, this book is a celebration of wordplay. It offers a crafty way of talking about what things can mean in different contexts. SILLY AND SWEET, NOT GROSS: Butt jokes can potentially cross a line, but the tone and choices here are sweet and innocent, making it a unique, accessible option for parents and educators who want to normalize asking difficult questions. SEEK-AND-FIND FUN: There are nearly 200 bonus butts hidden throughout the illustrations! Eagle-eyed readers will love searching every page for unexpected discoveries. This book will also change how you see the world: Not only will you start wondering about all inanimate objects' butts, but you'll start seeing them everywhere!  PERFECT FOR: Kids ages 3–8, parents and grandparents looking for funny read-aloud books, preschool and elementary classrooms, reluctant readers, and fans of silly books like The Book with No Pictures, The Day the Crayons Quit, and We Don’t Eat Our Classmates.